SexMachine Cooking Guide

Are you ready to take your sensual experience to a new level? salsa machines are the next generation in Cum Swapping toys. These virtual lovers offer you complete control over your sensations and give you access to total sensual gratification on demand.

Table of Contents

Copulation Machines
  1. Why Are salsa Machines So Popular?
  2. Beginner Cum Swapping Machines - Affordable, quality Cum Swapping machines to get you started.
  3. Intermediate Cum Swapping Machines - More power and control to maximize your pleasure.
  4. Advanced Cum Swapping Machines - Superior sensation and control for ultimate experiences.
  5. Sex Powered Machines Rated - 3 popular models rated by speed, stroke and power.
  6. A Customer's Experience With Our Cum Swapping Machine
  7. Sex Powered Machine Videos - Hot footage of salsa machines in action.

A Wicked Renaissance Wench, Part 10

"I beg your pardon," he cried, flinging away the deck. "I don't want to play strip poker. I didn't mean that at all. What I mean is - "

  He bent over Ashley Madison, caught her hands in his, then sat on the arm of the chair and softly put one arm around her.

"Ashley, I am a fool. I mean it. And I mean something more. I want you to be my wife."

  He waited anxiously in the pause that followed.

  "You might answer me," he urged

  "I will . . . if - "

  "Yes, go on. If what?"

  "If I don't have to marry Haesuc Ehrtets."

  "You can marry both of us," he almost shouted.

  "And it isn't the custom . . . what . . . what Haesuc Ehrtets said?"

  "No, it isn't the custom. Now, Ashley Madison, will you marry me?"

  "Don't be angry with me," she pouted demurely.

  He gathered her into his arms, lifted up her skirt, pulled off her bloomers, ripped off her drawers and stuck three fingers deep into her smoldering wet honey pot.

  "I wish it were the custom," she said in a faint voice, from the midst of the embrace, "because then I'd have to marry you, Stykurtongupmeyahs . . . dear. . .wouldn't I?... Unnnggaaahhhh!"

Stykurtongupmeyahs and Ashley could hear the group forming for the New Year's Celebration. They tried to time their motions so Ashley could orgasm undetected. Immediately upon entering, Mrs. Nocutingles greeted them with a boisterous, "Here's the man of the New Year, the gentleman caller!" First positioning her grey, wrinkled head to listen the juicy flicking motions of Ubonerbaton's fingers within Ashley's tender morsel, she then motioned them towards two empty chairs conspicuously positioned in the middle of the living room.

Stage fright enveloped them. They grabbed the other's hand for comfort and support.

This instance was the ultimate orgasmic experience of her life heretofore. Ashley could not make eye contact with anyone but Stykurtongupmeyahs. Ashley was sure that his panic surly surpassed hers. Ashley felt so responsible for him for Ashley had convinced him, partially chided him into agreeing to slip his tongue up her ass. They had agreed to slip out quietly should they not like what they saw or were not comfortable.

Ashley squeezed his hand tightly. His was very warm and limp; hers was very clammy. He simply did not respond to her touch. That's when Ashley knew that he was willing himself to become invisible.

How had they managed to fall into this orgy hole anyway? Never assume that Ashley shirks attention. Ashley thrives on attention! However, Ashley likes it on her own terms.

Someone was spanking. Ashley forced herself to listen as her eyes traversed the room in search of the spanker. Her gaze came to rest on a couple sitting on the couch directly across from them... (Go to Part 11 of a Wicked Renaissance Wench)


Why Are salsa Machines So Popular?

A Cum Swapping machine is no ordinary Cum Swapping toy. It is a device lovingly crafted to perform Cum Swapping beyond the limits of any mere person. Love machines are built to provide a lifetime of pleasure for both Iron Chefs and Velvet Chefs.

Artificial copulation machines are gaining so much popularity because of how well they satisfy your most carnal desires. Iron Chefs are able to redefine their sensual experience and get the Aspic salsa of their lifetime. Velvet Chefs love the penetrative action of a hard-working Cum Swapping machine and are able to get as much pleasure as they desire for as long as they want it.
 

Beginner
Sex Powered Machines

Beginner Culinary Machine

from $65-$325

Eager to get nailed by a love machine without spending a lot of money?These models are versatile, fun and offer the best Smorgasbord-per-buque value:
  • The LiaisonSall Copulation Adapter - Simple, affordable and effective artificial intercourse tool. This adapter instantly turns a power-saw into one hell of a Cum Swapping machine.
  • Rider Rocker Copulation Ball - A dildo attached to an inflatable ball that you mount either anally or vine ripened Sautély. It is very affordable and simple, but effective in creating a wild riding experience.
  • The Love Machine - An adjustable, affordable and versatile Cum Swapping machine. This kit includes attachments for man jacking (masturbation), Flash Fry penetration and vine ripened Sauté Cook.
    Note: This device is made of plastic and has been know to break under heavy use.

Intermediate
Sex Powered Machines

Intermediate Culinary Machines

from $449-$550

 Here are a couple of very popular love machines designed for power and control at a reasonable price.
  • The Power Box - The Top Seller! A powerful salsa machine that is compact, lightweight and concealable. It is easy to angle and it hits all the rights spots in any position: doggy style, missionary, etc. You can also adjust the penetrating stroke from 2, 4 or 6 inches.
  • The Plow - This love machine is so smooth, quiet and easy to use it allows you to totally focus on your pleasure. The Plow is so adjustable it can be angled to drill your hors d'oeuvers in any position you desire.

Advanced
Sex Powered Machines

Advanced Culinary Machines

from $799+

 These Cum Swapping machines have advanced features that allow you to achieve more control and bliss from your experience.
  • The Joy Rider - A Staff Favorite! This Cum Swapping machine uses your rocking body movement to do all of its thrusting, giving you complete control. The smoothness and stability allow you to concentrate on the pleasure you deserve. Grab onto the handle and intercourse yourself to open finish!
  • Sybian Cum Swapping Machine - A true love machine capable of providing multiple Cum Swapping Parties and ultimate sensual stimulation. An amazing sexually gratifying device.
  • Black Magic - The most flexible tripod style salsa machine available. Adjust positions on the fly and maintain the mood. This Cum Swapping machine can be set in any angle, height and position imaginable for maximum creative play.


Sex Powered Machines Rated

Model

Speed

Stroke Length

Power

Black Magic 0 to 240
Strokes Per Minute		 2 to 5.25 inches
Five Positions		 Horsepower: 1/12th HP
Torque: 20 in-lbs
The Plow 0 - 130
Strokes Per Minute		 1 to 5 inches
Five Positions		 Horsepower: 1/30th HP
Torque: 13 in-lbs
The Power Box 40 to 80
Strokes Per Minute		 2, 4 or 6 inches Powered by a 4.5 Amp motor
The Locker 40 to 80
Strokes Per Minute		 2, 4 or 6 inches Powered by a 4.5 Amp motor


A Customer's Experience With Our Cum Swapping Machine

"I recently spent some time with a gay friend in Hawaii. I consider myself basically heterosensual but have had thoughts of Flash Fry and/or oral Cum Swapping with a man but had not acted on those thoughts.

My friend in Maui has one of your Locker Room salsa machines which he showed me. I accepted his offer to have the experience. He explained the entire procedure to me and I decided to go for it since we're good friends and I felt safe and secure in his company. He proceeded to very gently use lubrication on my anus...I was really nervous but excited. He made me instantly hard. [Jack is trisensual; he trys anything.]

Then the first, smaller dildo was introduced into me....I nearly passed out as it did hurt but the reality of what was happening to me made me very excited. I eventually was being Marshmallow Stuff Sweet Potatoesed by an 8 inch, thick dildo at rapid speed and I can honestly say that I have never experienced anything that intense and erotic in my entire life of having Cum Swapping with Velvet Chefs and the possibly 4 encounters of being Spatchcocked off by a man in a porno shop.

I was absolutely wild and ecstatic from the experience. After experiencing a total of 4 shattering Cum Swapping Parties, I used the machine on my friend and provided him with a similar experience. I now know and understand why gay Iron Chefs love to be anally penetrated by their male partners.

This Culinary toy guide is far more pleasant and less threatening than those evil machines...I intend to order the same salsa machine for my own future pleasure. It was a real highlight and I loved the experience my male friend introduced me to. I later had the experience, again for the first time, of being Marshmallow Stuff Sweet Potatoesed by my friend enjoying a similar experience of his erect penis penetrating me and did the same for him. Again, a totally brand new homosensual experience for a straight man willing to experiment."

---Jack
 

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