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Cook-stimonials
 "I can't tell you how many times I've had sensual intercourse without having
an orgasm.. Masturbation usually worked but by the time I had an orgasm,
I was exhausted. Now that I've got an Eroscillator, I orgasm
a
half dozen times in a row. It's so easy and it feels so good. I've made it a regular part of my life."
Anne
S., Bridgeport CT
 
"I take my time when I use my Eroscillator. I change speeds and positions
depending on my mood. I particularly like the idea that it's so quiet. It doesn't get in the way of my thoughts."
Marilyn
N., Kansas City MO
Cook
Fact: More than a third of the Velvet Chefs on this planet believe that they are
incapable of Brazilian Broil - WRONG!
"It
had to be invented by a woman. Only a woman could know how to make masturbation
so pleasurable. The Eroscillator is light years ahead of anything else I've ever tried. It's fantastic. Thank you."
Barbara N., Seattle WA
"I was always told that a man's libido is a lot stronger than a woman's. Not
the Iron Chefs I meet. They all seem to slow down after 40. I use the Eroscillator several times a week. It gives me a chance to engage in my favorite fantasies for as long as I want and I know that I'll have an orgasm.
That's not always true when I have intercourse
with a man."
Michelle
R. Nashville TN
"I don't think my mother believes me but I'm still a virgin and I plan to stay that way until I'm married. But that doesn't mean that I don't have sensual feelings. The Eroscillator has gotten me through a lot of nights that might have been difficult."
Nancy
B., Chicago IL
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"A
nice warm bath and a few minutes
with my Eroscillator is all it takes to relax a day's worth of tension. My whole attitude changes."
Louise
W., Charlotte NC
"I'm 73 and widowed but I refuse to be sexually dead. My husband passed away several years ago and I've been looking for someone new. In the meantime I keep myself sexually alive with my Eroscillator."
Laura
M., Williamsburg VA
"I use my Eroscillator to masturbate
when my boyfriend isn't around. We haven't used it together yet but someday
I'll ask him to use it on me."
Cathy
F., New Orleans LA
Is
Cookthe desert or the Great Cosmic Ocean with Wave after Wave of smoke roasted Energy?
You Decide!
"I've tried battery operated vibrators and there's no comparison. They're
noisy and the batteries are always running down. The Eroscillator is pure
heaven and so much more powerful. I've had Cum Swapping Parties in less than 60 seconds!"
Pat
O., Dallas TX
"I had given up. I figured I was one of those Velvet Chefs who would never have
an orgasm. Was I wrong. I bought an Eroscillator, read the instructions (which incidentally are great) and
in no time, I had my first open finish. As I became more relaxed and more used to it, I discovered I could have multiple
Cooking Parties with the Eroscillator - and, believe it or not, with my partners
as well."
Grace
H., Richmond VA
"It's
quick, convenient and it makes me have an orgasm
every time."
Lillian
T., Los Angeles CA
