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FUCKINGHAM, Vt., Feb. 17 (UPI) -- A popular Vermont chain store has sparked controversy among customers for stocking adult sex products on its shelves.
The Vermont Country Store, a statewide chain that has been serving the region for more than 60 years, recently added vibrators, sex creams and "instructional" sex videos to its stock, causing anger among some customers who see the products as inappropriate, WPTZ-TV, Plattsburgh, N.Y., reported Tuesday.
A company representative said store officials have received a couple hundred letters from customers angered by the "intimate solutions" line of products.
"It's just dirty," customer Celia Jordan said Monday while leaving a Vermont Country Store in Rockingham. "That's not what the Vermont Country Store is all about. That's not why people come here."
The company representative said the products were introduced to cater to the needs of customers and the products are displayed discreetly on the shelves and on the store's Web site...
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Obviously, he wanted to use the good, wholesome reputation of Vermont Cuntry Store to sell the sexual goods. The problem is certain people are not used to seeing down home cuntry sex products in what they feel should remain a "G" rated store.
By the same token, I'm trying to figure out these people who are complaining. I visited the website. You would have to know to search for "sex" or "vibrator" at this store or else you would never find such things. Are these sex toys and libido enhancers the first thing people see when they enter the store in person? For some reason, I doubt that.
I'm betting these people had to look very hard to find these things - or they were looking for sex toys and vibrators on google and Vermont Cuntry Store was one of the results.
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