Las Vegas, Nevada (CNN) -- To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She's a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She'll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she'll have sex whenever you please -- as long as her battery doesn't run out.
Meet Roxxxy, who may be the world's most sophisticated talking female sex robot. For $7,000, she's all yours.
"She doesn't vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else," said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada...
Roxxxy's body is made from hypoallergenic silicone -- the kind of stuff in prosthetic limbs -- molded over a rigid skeleton. She cannot move on her own but can be contorted into almost any natural position. To create her shape, a female model spent a week posing for a series of molds.
The robot runs on a self-contained battery that lasts about three hours on one charge, Hines says. Customers can recharge Roxxxy with an electrical cord that plugs into her back.
A motor in her chest pumps heated air through a tube that winds through the robot's body, which Hines says keeps her warm to the touch. Roxxxy also has sensors in her hands and genital areas -- yes, she is anatomically correct -- that will trigger vocal responses from her when touched. She even shudders to simulate orgasm.
When someone speaks to Roxxxy, her computer converts the words to text and then uses pattern-recognition software to match them against a database containing hundreds of appropriate responses. The robot then answers aloud -- her prerecorded "voice" is supplied by an unnamed radio host -- through a loudspeaker hidden under her wig.
"Everything you say to her is processed. It's very near real time, almost without delay," Hines said of the dynamics of human-Roxxxy conversation. "To make it as realistic as possible, she has different dialogue at different times. She talks in her sleep. She even snores." (The snoring feature can be turned off, he says...)
The article neglected to mention that you can "alter" or "upgrade" Roxxy's personality with a regular subscription to her personality upgrade service. You can plug this plastic bitch into the web because she's a computer.
Can I stop for a moment and ask you - Do you really want to make a major investment in a sextoy carciture of Linda Purl for the same price you could make a major down payment on a house where you can live with a real woman? (Does Linda Purl even know that Hines is basing Roxxy on her image? Actually, part of the facial structure belongs to Chrissy Hynde. The beady, deep-set eyes probably belong to Hine's wife.)
Let me try to reason with you because I recently discovered that there are 1000s of preorders and even more inquires about this sexbot. Is this not a sad statement about the social aptitude of nearly 30,000 men interested in Roxy? Will a $7000 investment in a sexbot lead to a long lasting, happy relationship with a real human? Or an artificial intelligence that barely resembles a human?
Curious? You say they're simply curious? Isn't it more worthwhile to be curious about real women - at a much lower price to boot?
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From my perspective, besides Mr. Hines' company, at least one other major organization is going to know about your major investment in Roxxxy: Your Credit Card Company. And we all know how credit card companies are about privacy their policies.
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The Real Touch robot is about the size of a regulation football and it mimics the movements of pornstars in POV videos.
Let me ask you - do you actually want a relationship with your sextoy wherein it responds to whatever "conversation" you're having with it, or do you simply want relief from sexual tension? Do you want to dress your sextoy up in a negligee and put it in different positions or do you just want to cumjob from your favorite pornstar who virtually "takes care of you" while you sit back and enjoy?
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FUCKINGHAM, Vt., Feb. 17 (UPI) -- A popular Vermont chain store has sparked controversy among customers for stocking adult sex products on its shelves.
The Vermont Country Store, a statewide chain that has been serving the region for more than 60 years, recently added vibrators, sex creams and "instructional" sex videos to its stock, causing anger among some customers who see the products as inappropriate, WPTZ-TV, Plattsburgh, N.Y., reported Tuesday.
A company representative said store officials have received a couple hundred letters from customers angered by the "intimate solutions" line of products.
"It's just dirty," customer Celia Jordan said Monday while leaving a Vermont Country Store in Rockingham. "That's not what the Vermont Country Store is all about. That's not why people come here."
The company representative said the products were introduced to cater to the needs of customers and the products are displayed discreetly on the shelves and on the store's Web site...
Before this news hit mainstream, when we think about it, one of the best ways to buy Sex Toys and natural libido solutions discreetly is through places that most people don't suspect. For me, I never would have suspected that a 67 year old, 30+ years owner of the Vermont Country Store would sell sexual wares.
Obviously, he wanted to use the good, wholesome reputation of Vermont Cuntry Store to sell the sexual goods. The problem is certain people are not used to seeing down home cuntry sex products in what they feel should remain a "G" rated store.
By the same token, I'm trying to figure out these people who are complaining. I visited the website. You would have to know to search for "sex" or "vibrator" at this store or else you would never find such things. Are these sex toys and libido enhancers the first thing people see when they enter the store in person? For some reason, I doubt that.
I'm betting these people had to look very hard to find these things - or they were looking for sex toys and vibrators on google and Vermont Cuntry Store was one of the results.
So, whos the real pervert? Lymen Orton is just a businessman who feels he's going with the times. He's not the only one. Have you checked out Amazon for their fine selection of Sex Toys
, Massagers
, Vibrators, Dildos, Masturbators, and Libido Enhancers
? If you want to remain discreet, go with the big retailers. Who will suspect?
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